The Muscular Dystrophy Association is by far, and unbiasedly, the worst job I ever had in my entire life. Everything from the interview process to the last day I worked there was absolutely horrific and atrocious.
do I begin.... When I first moved to Los Angeles I needed a job, and
quick, so I decided to take anything I could get. Most likely,
I would have taken a job cleaning bird cages, and in hindsight, that
would have been more rewarding. When the MDA called me in for an
interview I put on a friendly face, turned up the cutesy nonsense, and
read the Wikipedia article for the MDA Telethon once or twice to get
some good background information. Ready to go.
I interviewed not
once, not twice, but three times for a maybe...pun intended...to have a
chance to work there. The first interview was basic, questions,
background, etc. Then they told me they would call me. GREAT!! Already
in Los Angeles for one week and perhaps a job! They did call me back,
only it was a week later for an interview the following week. OK great,
let's do this. That interview was more or less the same. They said
they'd make a decision shortly. Good news again. The next telephone call
was for a third interview. Now there's an old irish saying: "Go or get
off the pot." As much as I "cared" for Jerry's Kids I also cared for my
bills and financial obligations, and I felt they needed to make a
decision soon. So I went for the third interview, this time more
upper/regional management was there. I remember they repeatedly asked me
if I had any criminal records. I told them no (to this day I still have
a squeaky clean record, knock on wood.) They asked me "Are you sure?"
"Umm..yes, I am sure. Please do a background check." "Oh we will. Not
even a DUI? Anything?" Are you kidding me? I found out later their past
office admin was fired for having a DUI so I suppose this justifies
their demeaning interview process.
Finally I got a call about a
week later offering me the job and was asked if I should accept. I
wanted to make a joke and tell them "No, no, all of those grueling trips
to the valley to listen to you babble degrading rhetoric at me were for
fun!" But of course I didn't do that. I told them I'd be happy to
accept and I looked forward to it.
I started a week or so later
and that's when it all began. I quickly realized this was a terrible,
terrible job. The management team were completely inexperienced and
displayed an overinflated sense of self-importance and worth whilst
treating others like garbage. I was in charge of all the work that no
one wanted to do; which is fine with me because I am a hard worker. And I
NEVER showed up late nor called out, despite having severe depression
issues and stress breakdowns from the abuse there.
One of my
duties was to train temp employees for phone driving people for their
"Lock-Up Programs." I've probably seen one hundred or so of these temps
throughout the months because if they didn't make their numbers, they
were let go immediately. If they didn't sound "good" on the phone they
were let go of immediately. Pretty sad to see all of the time let me
Another one of my duties were to run errands for them
wherever they needed. These would include picking up lunch for upper
management (almost three times a week) and picking up money from local
businesses from their Shamrock program. One time I was "asked" to pick
up a check from a grocery store in a very seedy town about fifteen miles
away from there. As I wasn't familiar with California at the time I
soon realized that locking my doors was a good idea. It was literally
down a gravel road in an undeveloped part of town and I had to quickly
get out of there as I was getting weird stares from people. Stares that
say "What are you doing here?" Upon arriving back at the office I was
scolded with "What took you so long?" Really?
Lunch time was
another favorite of mine. I had to eat lunch with the staff and feign
fake smiles as I listed to their stories about how dumb their
boyfriends/husbands were and how much they owned them. This was only
until I was told to change my lunchtime so they didn't have to eat with
me. But don't worry, I was still ordered to pick up their food three
times a week from local eateries so they could feed their faces.
of abuse, etc. started to wear me down internally, but I still showed
up for work on time every day and took the abuse. Then came the
Telethon. Yep, Labor Day weekend. I thought it would be fun. Boy, was I
mistaken! My contributions to the telethon were driving all around God's
creation to pick up various items for them. Here's what the items were:
1) Flowers for decoration. I absolutely adored having wet flowers all
over my brand new car's interior. 2) Pizzas. OK, pizzas? Cool! For the
kids? For the employees? No no no, for the volunteers. OK cool, people
need to eat. And where are these pizzas? Yep...27 miles away in
Calabasas. They wanted me to pick up pizzas 27 miles away and deliver
them to Silverlake. Thankfully I got out of that one. because, hey, you
need to retain just a smidgen of self-respect. They also had me doing
security and a variety of other things that weekend. Bizarre.
time I was setting a reminder on my phone to pay the rent that month
and one of the team leaders saw this. A minute later I was asked to come
into the executive director's office and was scolded about texting.
Really? You don't want to just ask me when you see me what I am doing?
You need to "tattle" and get me in trouble? Another time I was doing
errands for them and was late coming back to the office (by 20 minutes)
because of traffic. LA certainly has the worst in the country, you know.
I was passive-aggressively told "You can stay later today if you
want...since you took an extended lunch." An extended lunch? I was
driving all over for you!
These all seem bad, I'm sure, but to me
no job was more degrading than the fabled "Fireman's Vest Project."
What they had me do was take 350 reflector vests, hand-fasten one
crayon, Tootsie Roll, lollipop, miniature Snickers bar, note, Shamrock
and a pin to all of them so they could give to the firemen as a way of
saying thanks. It took three days to do this tedious job and all I was
thinking in my head was "No self-respecting fireman is going to care
about these vests." What a waste of time, money and resources.
I'll leave you with this, this is the kicker. The reason we hired so
many temps to raise so much money was because they sent Jerry's Kids to
summer camp for a week. When that camp session was cancelled one year we
were told to still tell potential donors that the money was for camp.
When I said that was a lie, and asked where the money would be going
because as a non-profit they need to publicly show earnings, etc. and
they can't retain a certain percentage past the fiscal year, I was told
to shut up and continue my work. I was fired shortly after that.
before nor after have I ever worked for more pathetic, soul-less,
egotistical and unflattering people in my life. If this were any other
profession or company in the world, that maintained a proper HR
department or held business integrity and ethics, there would be lawsuit
Keep finding a poor sucker kid to use for your
poster child, MDA. I'm counting down the days when you close your doors
once and for all.